PlãDätr - new app for illegals.
New to America? On the run from immigration officials? Trying to raise nine kids without being noticed by nosey Republicans? PlãDätr lets illegal immigrants and their kids enjoy quality time outside of commercial agriculture. Just download the PlãDätr app to your liquor store cell phone. Click on it once to get real-time updates on restaurant dumpsters, vacant homes and urban fishing hot spots. Send updates and photos to incarcerated relatives back home. Bundled with PlãDätr is JobzWeWontDu. Don’t stand on the corner with other immigrants waiting for a work truck to show up. JobzWeWontDu is a real-time list of low paying jobs not even black people want. Get instant access to the America you and your kids can’t live without!
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